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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #06
MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK
If YOU have this problem, it's most likely because either you
don't own a boomerang, or you are right-handed and your boomerang
is left-handed, or you kept on walking after throwing it and it
just couldn't find you. Boomerangs are usually one of the things
that are associated with Australia, but in fact, most
boomerangs are associated with tourists these days. The
aborigines use them to entertain tourists in order to get money
to buy Gin. The decline of the art of boomerangage in Australia
is evidenced by the fact that the world boomerang champions
are Americans! Take our advice and spend your time at the nude
beaches, unless you ALSO want to start entertaining the
tourists in order to buy Gin.
(C) 1985 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.